Ricky Carver's Search For Love (April 2017)
by Ricky Carver
A conversation on Tinder in the early morning hours between Ricky Carver and an unnamed Tinder Date.
RC: Love me. But not if you don’t have to.
TD: ? So confused.
RC: Me too.
TD: Lol….OK. Do u smoke (happy face emoticon)
RC: Sure, what?
TD: Ganj
RC: Why not. Tell me how that would change things.
TD: Change things? What do u mean? I’m looking for weed lol wtf What exactly would it change….
RC: I don’t know
TD: ? I’m looking for friends…lol
RC: In what way?
TD: Like….A friend. A platonic friend lol. Not a friend with benefits. I’m actually looking for a friend to smoke with.
RC: What a strange night
TD: Yeah lol
RC: Where do you want to go next?
TD: London
RC: Oh, wow. How do you want to get there?
TD: ….Fly? Lol
RC: How will you fund it?
TD: IDK, why? Saving money LOL. My family is there so I usually go when they fly me over.
RC: What causes them to fly you over?
TD: My family likes to see me every year or two….LOL?
RC: Terrific! I am feeling wild
TD: I bet. Y?
RC: Why am I feeling wild?
TD: Yeah.
RC: What do you want to know?
TD: The question that U literally just asked me
RC: You are something else
TD: Nothing that U say makes sense. Lol
RC: I’m doing my best.
TD: Lol, you’re fine. I just don’t understand what you are talking about.
RC: I will tell you why I am feeling wild. Is that the question?
TD: Yes.
RC: What should I do about it?
TD: What should u do about what?
RC: I’m not sure. Wow! It’s starting to rain, huh? Time to go nutso, I think!
TD: LOL yep
RC: How do we do that? Tell me truly
TD: Idk what you’re asking
RC: Neither do I. Doesn’t matter. Or maybe it really does.
TD: Are u drunk or do u just like being confusing
RC: I am as sober as a judge. I do like being confusing. How about you? Tell me what
TD: I really just wanna get high and eat lol
RC: Eat where?
TD: Pizza
RC: Right now?
TD: Yeah
RC: OK, how can I get it there? Tell me exactly what to do?
TD: Are you wanting to order me a pizza?
RC: I think so. What’s Apache Hotel and Casino?
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