The Teenage Dreams Of Lauren Hamami (December 2014)
by Lauren Hamami

My cat took a leap of faith and jumped into the pool with me. I began teaching him how to swim and he slowly morphed into a tiny human girl. We swam for a while, smiling the whole way. We met up with my mother on the other side of the pool and she told me that my cat would never be a normally functioning being ever again. I said "so???" and cat/girl just stared blankly, not understanding anything, and said a half "meow", half "what?"