A cable box is one the most
literal names in household objects.
Glasses cleaner is a soft cleaning
agent.
Charging electronic devices will
seem really silly once we don’t have to.
Some people don’t seem to
like Bataille. I don’t see why.
WordPerfect.
Exercises for Better Golf
is a shockingly entertaining video.
I don’t think the stadium is
that great a format for events.
Rocker hair is an important
symbol.
I feel like people who talk about
dogs vs. cats are missing the real showdown between raccoons and all
other beings.
JPEG pixilation can make you an
artist.
Punk rock is a strangely enduring
thing, don’t you think?
Do you think this list was really
sorted randomly by a computer?
Haircuts are really important,
aren’t they?
Charles Kuralt is one of the great
hosts of TV.
I don’t think dong is the
funniest word for penis, but I can’t think of a funnier one at
the moment.
An increase in the use of the
phrase ”the pictures” would create a sense of unity in
our fragmented culture.
My suit is a bright Irish green /
The color and cut are striking / I'm something of a standout in the
crowd / Don't chew on that power cable son / I guess I owe you one
Vulva is word that I like a lot.
A wireless mic is harder to use as
a murder weapon.
Coasters are an important decor
item.
Vehicles with 6 wheels are halfway
through a transformation.
There are a lot of parts of
London.
Great fences make lewd neighbors.
Did anyone ever give you a
satisfactory reason why it’s “Jesus H. Christ”?
I look cute in all these pictures.
I have a lot to say about
Cyberpunk.
You should not have higher
expectations for Saturday night than any other.
Now's the time to redefine the
first arrangement again.
Holy Shit
More animals’ participation
in the deployment of vintage trains is necessary.
I had the thought yesterday that
keys really are a strange way to insure security and ownership.
I feel like plants look greener in
pictures.
Who’s your favorite?
John Cage v. John Cale
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The monoculture never knowingly
spread the disease mono, but many others.
Seems like everybody was let down
by the Wii U.
The creation of a labor union
dedicated to horsepower (or thusly named) would not increase the use
of sawtooth waves amongst operators of submarine equipment.
Cup and saucer sets are essential
for tasteful living.
I don’t want people to think
that I’m an angry person.
I bought a book about sex at a
religious thrift store today.
Why wasn’t the nickname
dynamic duo used for butt checks before it was applied to Batman?
I’m glad not that many
people want to talk about Fluxus.
I would like vulvar to become a
word in regular use.
I preserve great moments as they
come.
The black eyes of this animal
don’t scare me. I find them calming.
We’re doing the exact same
thing; that’s fun.
Roads are good.
Will this joke land 59 times?
I hate pencils and prefer pens for
all uses.
This animal looks too much like a
kangaroo to be a horse.
Scanner horseLines = new
Scanner("horseLines.txt");
amps > cramps
Video games are so important.
At one point, there were 618 words
in this document.
There’s just a jangly ring
of metal that keeps everyone else out of your stuff.
A disjointed face is an honest
face.
Plaid might get a bad rap, but
it’s essential to cross lines.
Dictionary of the Avant Grades
