Top ten hits upon my head from high school that stuck with me or would have stuck with me i bet (July 2017)
by Devinn Brone

10. beat up by five bullies - on the head
9. beat on by egg beater - on the head
8. lil boy drops plastic hammer out his school bus window - to the noggin
7. dog stepped on it - dam dog
6. womped w silver tureen in illegal boxing match - on the big nasty head
5. ponched myself - to impress bullies
4. vacuum hose - to the computerbox
3. brave lil toaster - came to life and wrecked me
2. first dollar @ Tina's Whiskey Tavern - fell off wall
1. catcher in the rye - actually never read it