An interview with Morgan Garrett, an up and comer in the American Noise Rock Underground (Part ii)
by Zack Kouns
ZK: Who's the cutest babe around in your opinion?
MG: I have to say for a fact, my mom Lisa Garrett..
ZK: Is that girl in your online status update your mom? Check out the pic, it's on FB. let me know if you can. The pic's on your FB wall.
MG: Yes, that's my good mother, Lisa Garett.
ZK:If you don't mind, can you tell her "Hi" from me, your good friend Zack and tell her that I'm sorry that I never met her?
MG: I'm about to right now.
ZK: I wonder what Busch Beer tastes like? Imagine just draining a 24 ouncer all by yourself. I bet it's really refreshing on a hot day in Savannah, GA.
MG: (Sends a picture of a girl that he swore was his mom) Your ex wife has been visiting me.
ZK: This is an interview. Stay focused. Also, don't try that ex wife stuff at me again. That's your mom and I have you on record as saying that. Have you ever been on adventure?
MG: I've been known to venture out a time or two, yes.
ZK: Hey, what makes you so wild?
MG: I think it's my kooky personality only.
ZK: Why do octopi have such scary eyes that haunt me, do you figure?
MG: (no response)
ZK: Wonder why Rick won't answer my probing questions? What does he have to hide?
MG: Let me think about that, I've got some things in mind.
ZK: I need a pretty fast and brainy response. I need to know because I have to figure out how to live my life.
MG: Now I am starting to get insane. I think I have a few facts. Rick loves shit. Honestly, simply...that only. Lessgo. If Rick's a shit, then I'm his ass wipe, baby. I would honest to God send this low grade shitting nonsense his way. Toilet paper. Lessgo.
ZK: Rick claims to be a pretty interersting guy. Aren't you afraid you can't keep up with his R n R lifestyle?
MG: I'm rated R for life since I turned 21.
ZK: Rick really seems to know how to "keep it clean." I just don't know if you have that in you, because basically you have an attitude.
MG: If Rick has a problem with my mouth he can show up and play. Man, I can't wait to start dancing around with Rick, man he'll start smiling again.
ZK: Rick's cleaned up his act. He's a good guy now, I guess.
MG: Sorry man, that's just stupid. I taking this to FB right now with Rick.
ZK: Hey, I don't make the rules here. I'm just playing by my own.
MG: I'll play Rick's equipment live and rock a killer show. Rick, man try my asshole out as an instrument...C'mon, I like a laugh now and again but let me just read this back to you and see if it rings true: Rick, man try my asshole as an instrument...
ZK: What's it like to be a voice over actor?
MG: It's nice living my own life as my own character. I want some more work, get me on some TV shows or something. I need some time to shine, man.
ZK: What's a nice Busch beer taste like after a long day at work?
MG: I know that Rick loves Busch Light 24oz cans, you should text him I bet he would give you some good opinions.
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