March Love Letter
from "Your Secret Admirer"

I'm not writing anything this month.
You've hurt my feelings too bad.
Well, I'll write about my mouth on your mouth.
And I'll write about that waterfall we found that one time that had a rainbow in it.
Or well, should I write about that one time we went hiking when I confessed my love to you?
No, I'd better not.
Instead, I plan to write about you on a gargoyles back, getting back at all the bullies in the world.