by Mac Callihan
Prophet Nation, I love
you. We are well beyond formalities by now. You know my voice and I
know yours. You are a remarkably knowledgeable group of people, and
I consider myself luckier than the Powerball to be the recipient of
your phone calls and letters. Your opinions and input matter; this
isn’t MY podcast, this is YOUR podcast. I am a
Wurtland/Flatwoods 1st
Methodist Prophet reporter. This is where the Lord wants me. We’re
on a journey together, Propheteers—a journey destined for who
knows where. Let’s enjoy the ride on this holy coaster!
NORTHEASTERN KENTUCKY CHURCH LEAGUE BASKETBALL FOREVERRRRRRR!!!
SOUND EFFECTS:
7 trumpets sing a jubilant song and 7 flags lazily flap. Fades to
the squeaky floorboard bends of a rope hammock. Whoever is reclined
in the hammock hums the same tune as the trumpets. It’s a
female with a lovely hum. I bet she’s pretty. Her weight
shifts slightly as she sways; the hammock sounds like the bow of a
boat. Fades to the pitter-pattering of kittens meandering atop a
piano; they playfully tumble on the stained oak and let out an
occasional raspy squeak. A couple of them hop down at opposite ends
of the piano keys and walk towards each other. Startled by the
piano’s decision to make sounds, both of them start and stop
several times—they back up a step or two, move forward again,
and eventually meet at the Middle C to chat. Their innocent fumbling
and apprehension and finally boldness produced a sweet little melody.
A melody similar to the trumpets and hammock girl. One last thing
about her…I like to believe she is southern and has a chute of
straw hanging out the corner of her mouth. I am not an omnipotent,
unmanned “camera” this month, boys. I’m sound
effects, and I am hopeful.
Alright! Well, I’ve
been praying for you all, Prophet Nation. And I hope you’ve
remembered me in your prayers as well. We all need all the help we
can get, I don’t care who ya are!!! Hasn’t it been a
lovely few weeks since we last met?! It has been for me, even with
the unrelenting snowfall and delays…and all that winter
entails. It’s been alright for me. But as I say that to you
now, I find myself wondering what “me” is. What is “me”?
Me? Me is I. And “I” is my spirit. And my spirit is
filled with Jesus! Hallelujah! So it is BECAUSE the spirit of the
Lord dwells within me…it’s for THAT reason I am joyous!
If any of you listeners do not know the Lord, I urge you to seek him
now. Don’t wait, do not wait. The Lord has a purpose and plan
for each of us. Remember, Prophet Nation, we are his greatest
creation. And at the same time, we are his worst creation. Free
will, dear listeners. Oh! We are simply vessels! Finite vessels
which are born and exist for one reason: to house the eternal holy
spirit. God is so good. It’s his world and we’re just
living in it. It’s his universe. Let us praise him, honor
him, and thank him in every moment we are able. He deserves the
glory. From every human spirit…who exists…and who has
existed…and those yet to exist.
Propheteers, I bring
you this broadcast from the Took this month. It’s just me and
Jesus in here, broadcasting live to you. Outside, about a quarter
mile away, more construction is underway. 3 cabins are being built,
and hopefully more will follow. It was Silver’s idea, of
course, and I have to admit…it’s a good one. Several of
us can hoof it up here for weekend stays. We can cookout, swim,
hunt, dance, and most importantly, praise our heavenly Father. Okay,
back to the podcast…keep me on track, Prophet faithful! There
will be enough cabins for you all!
Okay…back
to it now. Ha! Grab your Bibles, faithful Propheteers! Let’s
open ‘em to James and take a closer look at an intriguing
lesson: the power of the tongue. In James 3:3, he tells us this:
“Now when we put bits into the mouths of horses to make them
obey us, we also guide the whole animal. And a small rudder makes a
huge ship turn wherever the pilot chooses to go, even when the winds
are strong.”
James
had a wisdom to him, didn’t he? Jesus’ little
half-brother has some stellar insight when it comes to the tongue.
He goes on to call it a “…whole world of wickedness,
corrupting your entire body. It can set your whole life on fire, for
it is set on fire by hell itself.” James goes on a little
further, stating the tongue can’t be tamed—that it’s
restless and has evil, poisonous potential. The tongue is a small
but powerful body part. James sheds light on how it can greatly
shape and steer the course of our lives. When God renews our hearts
and minds, our words also change for the better.
Read
on a little more, and we find some magnificent instruction in terms
of repenting and growing closer in our relationship with the Lord.
James 4:7 says to “…humble yourselves before God.
Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. Come close to God, and
God will come close to you. Wash your hands, you sinners; purify
your hearts, for your loyalty is divided between God and the world.
Let there be tears for what you have done, let there be sorrow and
deep grief. Let there be sadness instead of laughter, and gloom
instead of joy. Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift
you up in honor.”
Prophet
Nation, now that’s the holy smokin’ awesome word right
there! James gets right down to the goods—humility and
honoring the Lord. These are things that our Prophets have been
practicing fervently, faithful listeners. In fact, as of just 2
weeks ago, our NBA Prophets started donating millions to the Lord’s
ministries across the world. Here’s a sound bit of Striver
Roark in an ESPN press conference a couple weeks ago.
STRIVER: “…and
yes! Alright, I gotcha, boys. Yes! Well, we just want to give
back. We want to do right by the Lord. This is all in the name of
Jesus Christ, the savior of humanity. I mean, we church ballers of
northeastern Kentucky have been blessed with the financial means to
give back. And that is what we will continue to do. It’s all
to honor the Lord; we believe he put us in this position to do just
that. We have been gifted this bigger stage so to reach more
youngsters and lost souls with the word of God. Believe you me, it
was tough at first, having bricks of cash thrown at us…but we
aren’t squandering a dime of it now. We have the right
financial advisers in place, finally. It was a lot to handle for us
at the onset, but the waters have calmed. We aren’t rock
stars…we know who we are. We know who we aren’t.
Here’s what we are: we are country boys who love the Lord and
who married the gal we went steady with in high school. We’re
small town boys who ain’t ever moved from our town until we got
swept up in this whirlwind. We are grateful, that’s what we
are. And the good Lord seen this fit, and the good Lord has shown us
favor for our obedience. We work for Jesus. So does Adam
Silver—just ask him, he’ll tell ya. I love you, ESPN. I
love you, world. I gotta go to my daughter’s ballet recital
now, gotta run! God bless.”
Wow.
I believe Striver said it all once again. I don’t even need
to talk on these podcasts; I should just play tape of Roark speakin’
the gospel! But here, Propheteers, is a bit of other basketball
tidbits for you regarding the All-Star Weekend last month. Striver
Roark became the oldest man in the NBA to win MVP honors in an
All-Star game. His performance was as strong statistically as it was
visually stunning. After a lackluster first half performance,
Striver seemingly disappeared from the arena. The Western team was
there, but he wasn’t. Two minutes into the second half, and
rumors of Striver’s health circulated the arena and media. He
wasn’t on the court with the West and we had received no injury
reports whatsoever. Reporters were bombarding me with questions, and
all I could do was text Striver. He replied with a smiley face and I
knew he was not only alright, but that he was up to something. It
was only a matter of seconds after I received that smiley text that
Striver—dressed as Jesus Christ—burst out of the locker
room tunnel and onto the court. LeBron James, who was dribbling at
the top of the key at the time, dropped the basketball and fell to
his knees. LeBron smiled and wept, and he laughed lovingly. Other
All-Stars followed suit, as Striver Roark—wearing a wig,
sandals, white robe, and glued on beard—ran circles around the
basketball court with a triumphant fist in the air. The crowd went
absolutely wild. I felt the Holy Spirit move all over that building.
The good energy in the building overflowed out onto the streets…it
must have! It was miraculous! And Striver, dressed as Jesus, played
with the heart of a lion. Despite his inappropriate footwear and
clothing, he scored 30 points that included a game winning slam dunk.
It was his undying faith which empowered him.
HOSSANNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Phew….wow.
Well, Prophet Faithful, I love you. As you can tell, it was an
All-Star Weekend to remember. When Adam Silver handed Striver the
mic for his MVP speech after the game, he was so overwhelmed by
heavenly love and gratitude that he could barely speak. Striver,
soaked in sweat, and still dressed like Jesus, addressed the crowd
with a beautiful Proverb: “‘Trust in the Lord with all
your heart; do not depend on your own understanding. Seek his will
in all that you do, and he will show you which path to take.’”
Until
next month, Prophet Nation. Go Prophets, go Wildcats, go Jesus. All
3 are still undefeated. I’m Smith Holbrook, and it’s
Prophet Reporting.