Horrorscopes for March 2015
by Zack Kouns

Aries (March 21-April 19) - We pull our armor uphill. Let it loose. Let it wind effortlessly into the river below while we collapse with the mingling tears of joy and exhaustion.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) - Faces covered with mud. Build a civilization. Carry your warmth and joy in baskets made of dried Indian Rice.

Gemini (May 21-June 21) - Raise the sign of the Christ above wicker roofs and bathe in the river naked with your sons and daughters.

Cancer (June 22-July 22) - Allow yourself to be pulled away from you think you are. Allow mercy and halcyonic calm to sneak their way into your life.

Leo (July 23-August 22) - Pull your hair back in a ponytail. A nude native woman with a symbol of endlessness made from the flesh of a deathless creature grabs you by your aged hands in a forest where the newness of life startles you. We were made for joy.

Virgo (August 23-September 22) - Ink from wildflowers colored on your chest from a brush made of the large skeletal veins of palm fronds.

Libra (September 23-October 23) - What wild streaks of soft warmth fashioned by hands thick with the hidden, throbbing Life that calls us all into being.

Scorpio (October 24-November 21) - Stripped naked to the waist. You're forgiven. You know you've received mercy because the child of the father you've killed and the mother you've enslaved come to you wordlessly and kiss you on the forehead.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) - Flowers blooming against the shivering sky. Fire as our only light.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19) - Face grey. Sound of filthy water pounding on the roof a car. Chanting off in the distance. Devouring human flesh.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18) - You're the Korean man who died. Everyone who passes puts a cigarette in their nose so that they don't have to smell you.

Pisces (February 19-March 20) - Women in the chorus. Embraces in the curved, sensual wound of fire.