Pony Payroll Bones Talkin What about Tyler Farr and Domestic Trouble
Matthew PonY Bones Proctor
And what about Country music? Huh?
Promoting new product. For instance....
Tyler Farr has a new album coming out in April called Suffer in Peace. This is the album where the red neck gets a pale moon light tan. He suffered greatly a pale pink neck of sorrow in the flowing billowing lunar beams softly cradling financially rewarding romantic tragedy. The album has all the fixins! Some woman left him and he went to a cabin in he woods with a fishing pole, guns, four wheeler, Bible and booze to cleanse his dumb doubt boo hoo soul. On the cover he stands aloof and tough upon his 49,000 dollar Four wheeler holding his cock and jizzing blood.
Faith Hill had shorter then shorter hair apparently at the Oscars.
Cynicism--not my cynicism-not your cynicism--
Now all this is just plain mean. That Faith Hill getting a shorter then short haircut for her appearance upon the red carpet march.
Superstitions---Superlatives.
Superstitions about the Oscars? You know why that red carpet is red buddy boy? You know? I ain't gonna tell you no answer. You gotta find that on your own. I wish you the best of beastly luck.
Part II
So what about country music? Huh??
My wife told me tonight I am absolutely evil. Repeatedly. With serious emotional conviction.
Superstitions. Yes Superstitions...and emotional truths. The trigonometry of betrayal.
Where is that playful child called paranoia?
Betrayal Betrayal--those that indirectly make curses against you ---last three months ?
Including yourself.
and your sometimes wife.
You sometimes life.
I was reading a Japanese poem in English translation called "Poems of Solitary Delights." Then everything went wrong. Fuck you. It was all ready wrong.
I was not solitary in any sense. There were ghosts and demons. Materialized in the flesh of my body. This a domestic life.
I fucked up the emotional events of the night by going about the wrong way in trying to help re arrange the kitchen.
Later, the woman told me no one can be trusted. Harshly her face--expressing a contorted hatred mockery and hurt-directed at me--- the causation of her hurt.
because I had fleeting rants about being cursed.
Witches and unwise wizardry--amongst us
shamans who were frauds and on the bad side---
Who am I to know a God Damn thing? I've lost two friends in the past couple of months. They're still alive apparently.
Malicious spirits--- destroy us all. I mean demand us all. Be protective. Against them. Contra them. Be the contrary to demonism. BE LIKE L. RON HUBBARD!
Home is never home. Just another haunted house.
Haunted
by the vague morbid cannibalistic hatred of the living---
I am guilty ---yet I have my opinions unfortunately.
My wife told me she hopes she dies soon. It will be better she says??
How does one respond to that?
Part III
All the new country music albums are coming out in April anyway. The last weeks of winter is surely deadly.
Just beware witches of any gender who secretly try to get you to handle objects they have placed haphazardly innocent around the house. If you speak out loud about it though, no one will believe you.
Buzz Buzz Buzz goes the death clutter wish clichés.
I still have fantasies about writing country music songs. That may save someone's life, not necessarily mine. I'm still in the game if I uncontrollably yet sporadically have that fantastical desire.
Be the contrary to demonism, I repeat be the contrary to demonism.
I'm not drinking as much these days. The snow covered cold days. The dementia fog pollution belched from the depression factory smoke stack is an (un?) intentional residual side product of high gradient inertia.
Some folks think taking LSD all the time will fix some things. I heard some stories and they weren't true.
That Dwight Yoakam album that comes out in April really won't be as good as it may be upon those first plays. Ain't life the slow descent of the grand disappointment?
Know for sure though that definitely that Tyler Farr new album Suffer in Peace will be God Damn goat strumpin Godly and very HUMANELY REVELATORY about the possibilities of human gone solitude and bible thinkin with a fishy pole.
You know Tyler Farr likes to get big ole mason jars of water from that lake edge that always swarms with tad poles. He likes to drink that lake water and ketches them little tad poles in the big ole MASON JARS! He splash some Tennessee whiskey in that natural lake concoction thrivin with LIVE TAD POLES. And HE drinks them Son of A Bitches amongst the candle light reading the King James Bible. You know that King James Bible is the only fuckin "REAL AUTHENTIC TRANSLATION OF THE HOLY BIBLE." You know a homosexual wrote that translation of the bible, MR TYLER FARR.
I have seen visions Mr. Farr! I have seen visions in the dust cloud clouded up from the stampeding horses that are rode well and steely by those four horsemen of the apocalypse. ISIS WILL CUT THROUGH ALL THOSE INFLICTED WITH MALE PALE PINKNECK SORROW SYNDROME.
I'd like to pay you a visit Mr. Farr. You perched all alone in your monochrome monk hood and suffering the good peace. We can talk about other things we can do with fishing poles. You can teach me how to JIZZ blood on 49,000 dollar ATV FOUR WHEELERS! And yes we can worship the all powerful beguiling Satan and set the woods on fire after conjuring up Hank Williams Senior who is serving a sentence of eternal damnation amongst the inner circles of hell that is cluttered with the higher legions of demons. Yes, a specific backwoods spell exists to conjure Ole Spine a bifida Williams.
Anyway, I must say Faith Hill had shorter then short hair at the Oscars. You know about that? What you think bout that? Anybody? Let's get some meanings!
Oh yeah. Almost forgot to mention. Tyler Farr has a new album coming out in April called Suffer in Peace. It will be furiously chockfull with male emotional textures. Long live the pink neck of sorrowful solitude.
Till: Shall we each set fire to ourselves in our own disparate lonesome suffering in peace solitude and protest the Vietnam war! We must make a stand together Proletariat Brethren!
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