Horrorscopes for March 2016
by Zack Kouns

Aries (March 21-April 19) - You are pounding the bushes to try and flush it out, youíre searching the arid desert of your mind, youíve collapsed on the floor of the temple in the winter but the Love that Redeems is going to come from you, not from the exotic, unknowable world outside of you. Itís nearer to you than the blood in your veins and as far away as you think that it is.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) - You stand in the foamy sea water and let the waves crash against your body, believing you are orphaned. Beliefs are not our inheritance. They are the weeds that grow in the path that cause us to wander. We are meant to know and in knowing discover our otherwordly and miraculous origins.

Gemini (May 21-June 21) - Youíre in prayer in the forest. In the distance a violin sounds a clear and plaintive note and it startles you. For a moment youíre freed of words and concepts and only then can you step out of your own way and see God in the rocks and the moss and the trees and the breath coursing through your body.

Cancer (June 22-July 22) - If we wish to gain something, we must first realize that there is nothing to gain and that everything is remarkably complete and bursting with Joy. Then we must offer what we long for after we have transfigured it with our understanding. What is the Truth? Immutable Radiance. Everlasting. Discovery of the new Continent inside our Self. Every thing else is a reflection of illusionís limitless faces.

Leo (July 23-August 22) - What would a loving Father withhold from his child? Nothing that in due course would bring them joy. Fearlessly ask, expecting nothing and gaining Everything.

Virgo (August 23-September 22) - What is the Truth? Immutable Radiance. Everlasting. Discovery of the new Continent inside our Self. Every thing else is a reflection of illusionís limitless faces.

Libra (September 23-October 23) - Language is an approximate for the Joy you really desire to express. Lovers are stand ins for the One who you really long for. Honor them as gifts sent to point toward the Giver.

Scorpio (October 24-November 21) - Naming the animals in the garden, naming the children as they pass you by in the market, naming storms that level your home and droughts that claim your crops. Naming tongues in your mouth and even sunlight on the oval leaves of the hickory tree that shades your home. Calling all things either good or bad. Only the best will do in this miraculous world and every single thing is the best by virtue of being.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) - Sorrow. The mirage that cloaks itself in moonlight and demands to be recognized in the marketplace by standing on the table and pissing on the passerby. The blind god who is convinced that he carves the path of the stars in the heavens and the movement of your heart past mercy.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19) - You, standing in a grove of trees in your bare feet trying to draw warmth from the sunís rays. Pressing your hands to the earth, breathlessly calling sprouts from seeds so that you can feast on their fruit. As soon as you realize that by your self you canít do anything then you can bear Life from barren earth with the same mysterious Longing that brought you into being.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18) - What is this lost sort of forgetfulness in the world? Forever searching, desperately longing for what we already have.

Pisces (February 19-March 20) - If I could include a picture of you here I would. Your tiny, naked body next to mine in bed. Your breasts with hard nipples that my tongue seeks. Your flowering vine that blooms with wisps of hair. Your sacred Love for me and the vast country of your Compassion.