Talking shop: Zack Kouns asks Daniel Taylor the tough questions (March 2016)
by Zack Kouns
ZK: You remind me so much of John Densmore from the Doors that it hurts.
DT: I hated his guitar playing but he had nice hair.
ZK: He’s the drummer, man. Get your act together.
DT: Oh yeah. Whatever, fuck that keyboard guy, tho.
ZK: Has anyone on a San Francisco street ever stepped up to the plate and called you a pussy?
DT: Naw cause they are the real pussy. I run the Giants now.
ZK: What would you do if Bobby Bonilla called you a pussy?
DT: Fired. To the bench. He works for me now. AAA for two weeks.
ZK: You remind me so much of Will Clark it hurts.
DT: I hear ya.
ZK: I can’t believe how much you thrill Major League baseball fans.
DT: It’s the love of the game.
ZK: Do you think you could get me elected mayor? Do you think I’m electable?
DT: Sure thing buddy. I’d get ya in.
ZK: What’ll it take? I have opinions. Will you go into a sweatlodge with me?
DT: Sure thing. Shoot around some ideas in there.
ZK: Do you think Tim Robbins could hit one out of a major league ball field in his prime?
DT: For sure. If he had that mojo from Susan Sarandon.
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