Ben Affleck's a shitty husband and I have the pics to prove it
by Zack Kouns
1) Here he is on his new Blockbuster, acting up.
2) He's also a litterbug.
3) He makes Rachel McAdams stare sorrowfully while she stands on a snowy prairie and that's no way to act in my expert opinion.
4) He couldn't make a Quesadilla to save his life, for that matter.
5) He can't keep his bathroom tidy for the life of him.
6) And worst of all he writes poetry like a 4th grader.
7) Also, he's an ex con.
8) This is the only movie I like him in.
9) He's not too hot with his finances, either.
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