Hello esteemed citizen of planet earth and fellow waste dispeller. We here at The Institute for Bowel Regularity invite you to take a quick survey that will help us improve our services, which will in turn help you get rid of that gunk that is clogging up your large and small intestines. We know your time is valuable and so we've made our survey very simple: Scroll through the various photographs, meditate on the feces and decide what city and state the BM originated in. Send your responses to: bowelregularity@gmail.com

Thank you in advance for your participation! We're also pleased to announce that the person who guesses the town of origin with the highest degree of accuracy will receive a T shirt with their favorite BM on the front, with the Institute's now famous logo on the back. Can't wait to hear from you, fellow waste dispellers!