Problem Solved (May 2017)
by Kyle Flanagan
Q: What are the best qualities to look for in a chair?
A: Placement of the chair like I want a chair to be on a porch or deck or something like that, preferably with wheels so I can slide around without getting out of the chair. I want to be able to lounge and still have the possibility to get something done. Also not too soft so I don't get sleepy
Q: What's the laziest way to achieve cheap heat in or out of the squared circle?
A: turn on the oven and hop in!
Q: Creative uses for leftover neopolitan ice cream?
A: put it in the water chamber of your bong, wait for it to melt, and enjoy!
Q: I want an outie bellybutton, any suggestions?
A: take a massive bong rip and hold it in until it pops out!
Q: I want to make squibs for my low budget action movie but am out of baking soda. What's some other ways of making cheap explosions look good on camera?
A: get the entire viewing audience high enough to think the explosions are insane! like everytime!
Q: I want luxurious hair like Huck Finn's but I"m a hairless ape. Without grafts, weaves or wigs, what would you recommend for such coiffure?
A: masturbate over and over again until you are absolutely covered in your own semen and roll around in the dirt!