Bunny Blight (November 2014)
by Andrew Barranca
This giraffe was a great way for Bunny to spend all that extra money we made from our truffle harvest. Maybe we could get an elephant too. Then we could race them through the forest!
Eat up kids. You never know when we'll be without food again. Stuff yourselves full of this baby dinosaur flesh.
The process of digestion is so often taken for granted.
All this meat is making us fat and tired. When we had nothing we were always busy trying to survive. Now we just lay around, and stuff our lazy faces.
I want to see a pile of bones on this table by the time the sunsets.