Bunny Blight (August 2016)
by Andrew Barranca
Dear Mr. Trump,
I am writing you this important letter to express my admiration for you and your success. I've been very impressed by your forward thinking "get it done" attitude. I BELIEVE YOU! Although you have never had any political experience, and do not posses any of the skills necessary to work with and for people, I am confident that you and your big ideas will destroy the current political conundrums perplexing our politicians today, and create a new and better American way. How hard could it be right? I feel like everything relates back to construction. Tell your people what needs to be done, and if they don't do it fire them. No more helping hands to those less fortunate either. Do your job, or don't get paid. No excuses.
Thank- you for taking time out of your busy day to be our presidential nominee.
P.S. I also believe you when you say there is no problem with the size of you genitals.
Dear Mr. Trump,
I will not be voting for you. I have no fear of the people in my community, but I do fear the ease in which anyone can acquire a gun. I'd like to see less guns, but more diversity in this country. We disagree on this point. A point more important to me than any other. See I'm a Bear, and if it were up to you to make policy, my life and the lives of all other non-Caucasian mammalian residents would be in jeopardy, so please continue with your right to speak, because I feel like it is really helping bears everywhere.
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