October 2013 Love Letter
from "Your Secret Admirer"

My love for you is a unicorn flying through the prism of a waterfall's rainbow
with me on its back jumping for joy
because I just received my first kiss from you
My love for you is an old white dog who tries to jump on you but his legs are too tired because he's old and so he just licks your knees and you try to get him away from you but when you push him away he licks your hand and you're just a little girl and this old white dog is bigger than you so you yell at your mom to come and get him away from you but she's at Shop Wise getting Mountain Dew because she's addicted to caffeine.