Horrorscopes for September 2013
by Zack Kouns
Aries (March 21-April 19) The sound that the earth makes when life has been expiated. Sounds of bones in bodies racked with illness. Your blood in my mouth.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Frenzy; masculine gods with genitals for mouths crawl out of your window and into the dark freezing night to die in the forest alone with their loss of divinity.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) Your flesh will be torn and stones from rivers and streams will issue from your palsied body.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) That creature from forgotten seas will cut your fucking fat, loveless heart out of your body.
Leo (July 23-August 22) Follow me festival fever. Disrobe, disembody, disgorge, disinhibit.
Virgo (August 23-September 22) You sit at the table and slowly devour the dress your mother was buried in.
Libra (September 23-October 23) Insects crawl out of the mouth of your child who drowned near your home and who will be sleeping next to you when you wake up tomorrow morning.
Scorpio (October 24-November 21) Stigmata. The meaning of our hallowed and crazed search is painful love without end or beginning.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) Starving children eating shit out of each others mouths. This is the world you created.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19) Leprosy, the black plague and wilting flowers. Their source has been your blooming body.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18) Candles in the North. All the blood and pain that has ever been flows from your body to theirs.
Pisces (February 19-March 20) My tongue in her secret wound lapping at the streams of ecstasy that flows quietly from a sourceless source.