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Horrorscopes for September 2014
by Zack Kouns

Aries (March 21-April 19) - Skeletal mask, heart pumping dark brown misery and heart rending love.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) - Chewing, mouths that tear and rend. Touch, hands that heal and transform.

Gemini (May 21-June 21) - Calls of birds, drums inside of you so loud and overwhelming they cause you to swim toward that other shore thatís shrouded in fog.

Cancer (June 22-July 22) - Pond water, mud, amphibian eggs and algae flow through your body like blood reserved for tumescence of the sexual organ.

Leo (July 23-August 22) - A dead family lays and softly weeps at the edge of a dried up creek. Kiss the forehead of the young girl. Rumbling, birthing sound.

Virgo (August 23-September 22) - A very large hole has been dug near where you lay. You hear a soft moaning. It stirs you from your drowsiness.

Libra (September 23-October 23) - Spirit wandering. Distinct. Apart. Gather us into the muddy, brown water.

Scorpio (October 24-November 21) - In India in 1906 a boy in his early teens stands on a dirt road and pulls a restless, grieving organ from his body and throws it into a patch of mandrakes by the side of the road and sets the weeds and the troubled organ on fire and wonders aloud if a savage Hand formed him. Lament. Weep.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) - Animal breathing heavy, rushing through thick vegetation with a joy so visceral that itís almost painful to experience.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19) - Night on river that curves and winds through darkness. Unknown light illuminates the shoreline. The vast, breathing forest shudders with that subtle penetrating glow.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18) - You stand on the bow of a ship. People are talking in the undercarriage but you canít understand what theyíre saying. Endless, this urge to dive into the water beneath you.

Pisces (February 19-March 20) - There is an odor of Spikenard and Clary Sage coming from the darkness of the home and you sense that many other lovely things are hidden there.