by Matthew Pony Bones Proctor
Lee Brice
and Jason Aldean don't won't the mystery of God.
May crack
open like eggs the meat of rituals over ancient the man feels the
road.
Ever piss
in tha back of your own shiny pickup truck? Ever circle jerk to
Keith Urban impersonating Toby Keith.
Modern-day
man are no longer themes that are truly necessary in country
contemporary music --
Miranda
Lambert gets a new hair cut. She is now astutely perky, possibly on
the edge.
Yeas Jimmy
C. Newman died and no one cares. He died so Miranda Lambert could
get a brand new perky haircut. When she was gitin that haircut her
tit boobs also got perky.
The
Bellamy Brothers have confessed to inventing "bro country."
They open shows with a gospel song then segue into timely song about
Miranda Lamberts perky boob tits teetering and shaking over the
abyss.
Dribbled
cock cusses at gets learned. Take tackle a piss misplaced dualities
and broken.
Tenderized
by death's ejaculation. Polish the party pick up truck with bro
country semen. Miranda Lambert is crying in the back bed of the pick
up truck. Her new haircut is losing novelty power.
Reminiscences--Tweets,
Tours, true friendship and don't you forget Tits--Four Tits shaken.
Miranda Lambert's tits. Kacey Musgraves Tits.
When those
two women take a piss and shit session in tha bad old bro country
woods, God sends a windy breeze caressing their double twats and
assholes going at work.
Work is
what we must do every day Ladies.