by Matthew Pony Bones Proctor
and Jason Aldean don't won't the mystery of God.
open like eggs the meat of rituals over ancient the man feels the
in tha back of your own shiny pickup truck? Ever circle jerk to
Keith Urban impersonating Toby Keith.
man are no longer themes that are truly necessary in country
contemporary music --
Lambert gets a new hair cut. She is now astutely perky, possibly on
C. Newman died and no one cares. He died so Miranda Lambert could
get a brand new perky haircut. When she was gitin that haircut her
tit boobs also got perky.
Bellamy Brothers have confessed to inventing "bro country."
They open shows with a gospel song then segue into timely song about
Miranda Lamberts perky boob tits teetering and shaking over the
cock cusses at gets learned. Take tackle a piss misplaced dualities
by death's ejaculation. Polish the party pick up truck with bro
country semen. Miranda Lambert is crying in the back bed of the pick
up truck. Her new haircut is losing novelty power.
Tours, true friendship and don't you forget Tits--Four Tits shaken.
Miranda Lambert's tits. Kacey Musgraves Tits.
two women take a piss and shit session in tha bad old bro country
woods, God sends a windy breeze caressing their double twats and
assholes going at work.
what we must do every day Ladies.